Movin’ on up, out of cotton

7 Feb

So after a year of running, I felt it was time to get non-cotton running pants.  Yes, I know.  I am awful, Morgan was nice enough to shame me for it.  Thanks Morgan, I can always count on you to keep it real.  But in my defense, I have been told that cotton like all women that cotton is good.  It lets important parts of our bodies breathe and it’s not like I am wearing huge sweats (well unless I forgot to wash).  But I figure if I wanna be a part of the club, I need to dress the part. 

Soooo off to Marshall’s I went in search of the pants that would change my running life, make me 10 times faster, and make me leap tall buildings in a single bound.  I scored a $24 pair, seemed nice enough and when I put them on, I felt my life changing before my eyes.  Really!

On my next running day, I was so excited to wear them, I even put on a matching top and sprinting down the steps to the gym.  Ok, I didn’t actually sprint, I walked but very happily. 

The moment I began, I felt something I’ve never felt before.  I thought surely the pants are magical and it’s magic is tingling through my body.  Well, when the mist in my fantasy cleared, what really was happening was I was experiencing intense itching in my legs.  And even more annoying my pants were slowly sliding off of my ass.  That damned slick material.  I considered the two things that could have went wrong (“did I forgot to bathe today?”, “did I buy the wrong size?’)  However, I did bathe and was wearing the right size.  I couldn’t explain it but I spent the next 35 minutes scratching and tugging at my lower half and I really didn’t enjoy the experience at all. 

What am I missing?  Did I do something wrong?  Is the world mocking me for taking so long to buy real running pants?  Please tell me I am not the only one who has ever had this experience.

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4 Responses to “Movin’ on up, out of cotton”

  1. Ber February 7, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    Not sure what is up with the itching!? However, a rule of thumb for me, I do not buy running tights that do not have a drawstring…actually almost all my bottoms (shorts, skirts, capris, etc.) have drawstrings. I had a similar experience with a running skirt. Never wore it again. Lesson learned. I sure hope you find something that works for you. :o )

  2. Morgan February 7, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Oh man! Did you wash the pants before you wore them? The could have come in to contact with something that irritates your skin. I didn’t mean to shame you into having an allergic reaction!!! LOL! :)

    Get yourself to Target, get some gloriously cute (and cheap) gear there and hopefully you won’t have the same issue!

  3. Lindsay February 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm #

    They may fit funky cause they aren’t meant for running? Or you have a finicky body like me and even tights don’t want to stay up. Try target fo sho.

    I ran my first ‘thon in cotton shorts… Not pretty lol

  4. keyalus February 13, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

    That is very odd! My favorite running pants are the basic Nike Dri-Fit running pants. They aren’t cheap but sometimes the Nike website will mark them down and then offer 25% off.

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