For those looking for my 4th workout in week 5, don’t. It didn’t happen.
This is officially the first workout I’ve missed since selling my SOLES ( I made a funny) to the running gods. I know this isn’t a huge deal and people miss runs and still live but somewhere along the line I see this coming back to take a bite out of my booty.
Dear Running Gods…I DID want to do it. I just did NOT have time. Well, maybe I could have if I would have spared one of the 7 hours I spent sleeping the entire weekend. 7 hours, people. Do you know how awful your body feels after 7 hours of sleep in a 60 hour period? If not, let me just say, IT SUCKS BAD!!! …like sucks donkey balls bad (do donkeys have balls? not sure…not the point). What I’m saying is the ability to run left the building and never came back. And I feel awful about it.
Additionally, I feel crappy that I haven’t looked at my blog since Wednesday. I’m a bad blog mommy…LfromT, this would be a good time for you to come encourage me (i.e. taunt me for having a better blog than I)
…But I am making it up to you guys RIGHT NOW ♥
I’m doing a giveaway/contest. My first ever…and since I’m a very broke dance teacher, it might be the last. So come get it while its hot, peeps!
THE BIG EPIC FAILURE GIVEAWAY
(named by my daughter…unbeknownst to her)
This is an easy one. I am depressed about my failure to run 4 days last week. I need to laugh really bad. I need your help. Make me laugh and win a fun prize.
FIVE WAYS TO ENTER for internet perv in all of you
1) Follow me on Twitter, Bgirl875, and send me a direct with your email, and other funny message (example: I like pigs feet, I refer to my man boobs as the Rocky Mountains, any line involving the word balls or nuts). Please note: If you already follow me, you can also use this entry
2) Become a fan on Facebook, Run Black Girl Run, and post a funny message (example: My doppelgänger is Gary Coleman…help me!, Facebook is nothin but the debil, I gave myself a hickey to avoid people knowing that I sat at home alone on Vday) Please note: If you are already a fan, you can also use this entry
3) Subscribe to my blog (you should have done this already but I’m not one to bring up old stuff) and reply to this post with a funny message (example: I like watching black girls junk in the trunk when they run, I dream about what bgirl875 might look like and it is either really pretty or pretty scary depending on the dream, after reading this post, I am now secretly visualizing donkey balls) Please note: If you already subscribe to this blog you can also use this entry
4) If you’re already following me on twitter, and Facebook, and subscribe to my blog (I love you a lot) AND you just need to reply to this post that ‘I owe you a lot for wasting useless hours reading my rants on running.’
5) Add a funny link to your blog about this blog, and reply letting me know you’ve done so. Just nothing too embarrassing, I have to uphold my reputation of being a classy a$$ chick, people!!!
I will throw your name in my running shoe once for each entry. For those smart people who like increasing the odds, you can receive up to 5 entries by doing all of the above.
Deadline: Saturday 2/20 10 pm. Winner announced Sunday 2/21, when I stop laughing at all of the entries.
Did I leave anything out? Probably so.
Oh wait…
THE PRIZE
WIN A $20 Itunes GIFT CERTIFICATE
with a list of silly crap I think you should download
But the real gift is, it’ll be so much easier for me to annoy you with my silly updates once I have you hooked (insert evil sinister laugh)
GOOD LUCK PEEPS!
-an anonymous black girl who despises running, and ironically also despises missing a run…go figure!
Tags: Beginning runner, contest, free music, funny, giveaway, ipod, itunes, music, running journal, running music, win
dang girl! get your sleep! definitely more important to get rest than squeeze out a workout. chances are it would have been rough and miserable on only 7 hrs of sleep all weekend. :-/
you are too funny having a giveaway for your workout fail – i think you should use it to motivate yourself to hit it hard this week! (and i don’t want to win by default)
so obviously i subscribe to you via google reader although not for too long – only a week or two so far, we are new friends. i’m not a very funny person though so i’m not sure what to say. i guess i get a 1/2 entry?
i’m gonna go post about this on my blog to help beef up your entries (and hopefully your stats!)
It is definitely motivating me to go harder…because I can’t afford $20 per week. =)
Thanks so much for posting about it…so sweet of you. And ps, you are funny, I read your blog. So how about this, I’ll give you a full entry and only write down half of your name…just kidding!
read ya, later =P
I don’t tweet but I became a fan of the blog and you know I’m already a follower! DUH!!!!
Also, just linked to my blog.
Here’s my official comment entry – I just came over here from the Redhead Running site. I think I’m going to be entertained by you – the classy ass chick.
And guess what? I’m a fan on FB.
i don’t tweet but if i did i’d tweeter you a twit. or something like that (obviously my tweet lingo isn’t quite up to par.) i already subscribe to your blog. i’m a fan on facebook. and i think i should get an extra entry just because i’m from DC too.
Just came across your blog from the Redhead Running blog. You crack me up. Thanks for the laughs.
I’m now a facebook fan.
and a follower too, so hook me up with some entries… please. I’ll keep following you even if I don’t win though, you’re quite entertaining.
Also, I’m shameless and taking all the entries I can get, so I’ve linked to you too. Thanks for the chances!
I am a follower now. not sure if this is a funny comment or a confession: Your posts have motivated me to stick with my running schedule. i had similar goals but had a hard time sticking with them since I too despise running. your entertaining posts have me laughing so hard that I get in a quick ab workout while reading (my abs thank you). Now on the days that i don’t feel like looking at the treadmill I jump on anyway and i swear your buddy Devlin has a twin that tries to visit me too.
Following on twitter!
Facebook Fan
Subscribed! Can you tell I want to win? LOL!